For I have ventured to the Soundtoys solar system and found THESE SIX aurelics (aural relics) planetside, braving such environmental phenomena as the Crystallizer caves and the deadly Decapitator desert distortions. Bundling the raw elements behind Racks (akin to the olde Earth tradition of panning for gold), I proceeded to refine the raw materials into gleaming-yet-gritty constructs representing everyday aspects of long-lost precursor cultures. - - - - (1) CRYSTAL PIANO CLASS - Numerous Crystallizer echoes sweep through the sparse trails of this lonely piano, placed out to rot yet finding solace in my touch. - - - - (2) LOVE & PAINKILLERS - The runes suggested the bond between person and pet, as well as the parting ritual to ease the suffering when one's domesticated cat-beast is about to die. - - - - (3) MOIST ROBOTS - A tome describing the fluid programmability of lesser species by a dominion of extragalactic overlords... and how we are doomed to fall prey to the same tricks across cyclical generations, even if we are aware. - - - - (4) NEW AGE CHINOISERIE - Myriad Soundtoys enrichen this shore containing the keys of imagination, amidst oxygen-stealing beats and adult contemporary riffs. It seems these locals survived on heavily-modulated seafood exploiting stereo phases. - - - - (5) SONIC PASTIMES - A little-known gang of FilterFreaks played these games, treating passing sound snatches and hucking them onwards. Playful yet practical seemed to be their mode of life. - - - - (6) SYNTHETIC SKYSCRAPERS - A Ballardian high-rise atop a Radiator base that kept heating costs low in the winter seasons. One Scientist suggested there was a vocal here, but inaudible to our ears — no matter, we MicroShifted to approximate its contour.